If you keep getting followed by paparazzi, your house will be robbed.  Who is to blame? Everyone!  And no one!  But especially Google Maps, Twitter, and probably a formerly noble ninja who was betrayed and went down the wrong path, only to turn to a life of crime stealing from celebrities, then gets busted, and comes out of prison with a new perspective (and a reality show on A&E that follows Dog Bounty Hunter).

“Victims’ attorney says coverage provides a guide for criminals. But photographers say Google Maps and Twitter are more likely sources of information.”